she pops into the bathroom
just after a shower and she
plays with my makeup and creams
keeps trying to look like me

and goes through the motions
posing this way and that
holding it in if it makes you feel better
then knock yourself out

i say “hi there” to my bad body double, mmmm
this is my bad body double trouble, oh no
my bad body double, mmmm
i’ve got bad body double trouble, oh

she’s trouble, she’s trouble
she’s trouble, alright
yeah, yeah, yeah

sometimes i manage to lose her or shake her
at a bar or the gym for five minutes
it feels so good to be back by my own self again
can get quite confusing

we look very similar
except she’s got some grays and
a little extra weight on the sides and
dimply thighs
i hear that stuff’s a bitch to get rid of
no, no, not now

we’re having quite an intimate personal moment (not now)
could you maybe come at a slightly less awful time? (not now)
as you can see i’ve got someone quite nice here with me
can’t we just be left alone?
i guess that’s a no then
seeing as you’re still here
seeing as you’re still here, here

it’s not me, no
it’s my bad body double, mmmm
i’ve got bad body double trouble, oh no
my bad body double, mmmm
i’ve got bad body double trouble, agh
bad body double, mmmm
i’ve got bad body double trouble
oh dear, my bad body double, mmmm
i got bad body double trouble, oh

she’s trouble, she’s trouble
she’s trouble, alright
yeah, yeah, yeah
she’s trouble, she’s trouble
she’s trouble, alright
yeah, yeah, right there

can’t shake her, can’t shake her, can’t shake her, can’t shake her
everywhere I go, everywhere I go, goooo
can’t shake her, can’t shake her, can’t shake her, can’t shake her, oh
everywhere I go, everywhere I go, goooo

say “hi there”
to my bad bad bad bad body double
she’s trouble, mmmm
i can’t shake her
i’m a hater, i’m a hater, i’m a hater, i’m a hater, i’m a hater
she’s everywhere I go

i’m gonna get rid of you
once and for all
gonna roll you out
on my pilates rubber ball
sweat and step up
the pace and the gradient
starting tomorrow
i am your nemesis